PRICELESS.

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business
function.

He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.


Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love
you!!"

Also the morning paper is open at the sport section next to his breakfast.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,

"Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am,
drunk and out of your mind.

You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black
eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
b*tch, I'm married!!!".



Broken table - R585.26

Hot breakfast - R42.20

Red Rose bud - R35.00

Two aspirins - R8.00

Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless!!!