Why is chocolate better than sex?

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

4. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

5. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

6. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

7. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

8. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

9. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

6. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

10. With chocolate size doesn't matter.