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Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an aircraft in New York and took his seat. As hesettledin, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realizedshe was heading straight towards his seat. Bingo! She took the seatright beside him.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, 'Business trip orvacation?' She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'mgoing to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in France.'
He swallowed hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmlyasked, 'What's your business role at this convention?''Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of thepopular myths about sexuality.'
'Really,' he smiled, 'What myths are those?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular my th is that African American menare the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native AmericanIndianwho is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is thatFrench men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Indiandescent. We have found that the best potential lovers in allcategoriesare the Afrikaners.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' shesaid, 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't evenknowyour name.'
'Running Bear,' the man said....'Running Bear Moodley, but my friendscall me Frikkie.'